February 14, 2003
So I got the ladies all up on my steeez, if you know what I mean, but I've got too many to balance. Hence, I have a hard time getting [potty humor here]. So here rolls around another VD where I'm stuck in a rut, completely unable to spread or receive VD.
But on a more joyous note, Valentines Day is by far the easiest day to get some casual sex. Weiners are out buying their ladies tons of crap just to ensure they can hit the same, old [potty humor here]. Whereas His Jedness is gonna get his whiteboy on at the local pub tonight and pick up some depressed, single women, a.k.a. suckers. So, I guess VD isn't that bad.
Posted by dennis @ 05:32 PM