...That I wish I could have gotten away with. Though trust me, this has nothing to do with my accidental shoplifting spree last weekend. Completely unintentional, I swear!.

What I have been wondering, however, is why there are so many forms of greetings that start with the letter "h".

Handshakes
"Hi"
Hugs
"Hello"
High-fives
"Howdy"
"How are you?"
"How's it going?"
"Hey!"
"How are things?"
"Hi-ya!"